Colbert gives it to Zimbardo

Stephen Colbert had Dr. Philip Zimbardo on his show last night. He's the professor behind the famed Stanford experiment that had student essentially reenact the guard/prisoner dynamic of concentration camps and showed that even "good" people could quickly let power and privilege overtake them and do horrible things. He's selling his new book that apparently tries to cast Lucifer, or the devil, in a better light. Unfortunately, Zimbardo wasn't aware that Colbert was a Sunday School teacher.

Blogger doesn't like the embed, so here's the link.

Makes for an interesting debate on what evil is, and makes an even better case for going to Sunday School!

On Huckabee's Visit

The following is the text from an email sent by Senior Pastor, Dr. Charles Gattis of Trinity UMC.

We have received some calls of concern that we are endorsing a particular presidential candidate. That is not the case.
You may have heard on the news that Mike Huckabee is speaking at Trinity tomorrow morning. I wanted you to know that this does not indicate that Trinity is supporting him or any other presidential candidate. Mr. Huckabee is coming at the invitation of a Republican Men's group, which has been meeting for a monthly breakfast at Trinity for many years. Many of that group are long time members of our church and they, like other members, use the church facilities for organizations in which they participate.
As a policy, Trinity does not support any political candidates state, federal, or local. If you have any questions, please give me a call and I'll be happy to talk with you about it.
Sincerely,
Charles Gattis
Trinity United Methodist Church

Blast from the Past

About a year ago I started a rant about how NBC gave a perfect example of how not to do a promotion. Laura and I were some of the dozens who watched the ill-fated "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" (I'd link to it but all of the pages are dead on the NBC site. Granted, it wasn't the greatest show, but it did have its moments.

the episode that got me all worked up was a Christmas episode that feature a beautiful brass rendition of "Oh Holy Night" by artists part of Tipitina's Foundation. As the site states:

The mission of the Tipitina’s Foundation is to restore Louisiana’s irreplaceable music community and preserve the state’s unique musical cultures.

These artists were a part of one of the minor plot-lines, which obviously was to promote the foundation and keep the rebuilding efforts in mind. After the powerful performance that ended the show and certainly left me wanting more, viewers were told to go to the NBC's site to download a free copy of the song and learn more about Tipitina's Foundation.

Proving that it had already written off the show and had (and has) no intention of really caring about its fans, it took a week before an actual link was posted on the web to Tipitina's, and another before the promised "free download" was offered.

Again sadly, the show site is dead and the video is offline, but you can still go to the Tipitina's Foundation site and get the mp3 here.

Hopefully the enclosure link will work too, and you can listen to the audio in your newsreader too.

Monopoly: The uncluttered edition

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I'm usually a fan of the site "Unclutterer," for its tricks and tips on getting rid of all the crap we keep. However, this post gives me some pause and discomfort. I've never been a huge player of board games, and Monopoly was actually one of the few that we played on a regular basis, particularly on snow days when we HAD to be inside. But the new edition that is talked about here may be a sign of problems for what we are trying to teach about money - gone is the paper money and now relies on electronic banking (a fancy calculator).

While many of the negative comments on the article dealt with this revision eliminating the lessons on math skills, a few did recognize the problems that might arise from reinforcing a cashless (credit-dependent) society. The article even links to another "helpful" article on how to go cashless - really, eliminating coin clutter. But treats paper money as something to be avoided.

For some time, I've struggled with how much debt do I really want to have. I've tried to find a balance of Dave Ramsey, Suze Orman, and common sense. We've been very fortunate not to have any debt up to this point, and don't really want any, though a car and possibly a house is in the near future. What gets me though is the problems that so many other have with being in debt, yet they don't seem to recognize it, and there's so few good examples and resources out there.

I absolutely hate the "Life takes Visa" commercials that show the well-oiled machine being gummed up by someone who has the audacity to use cash for a purchase. I used to be a debit card only person keeping no more than $10 in my wallet and would tease Laura for using cash exclusively. Though she's more of a credit/debit person now, I so see the wisdom and discipline of using cash. I'm certainly less willing to part with it and more ready to think about what I'm buying with cash than credit/debit.

As we're gearing up for our stewardship campaign, I wonder what more can we do to help people struggling with debt and all the issues that contribute to it and are caused by it? I don't know if Dave or Suze are the answers, but they are a start. What drives us to consume so much yet remain feeling so empty? Why do you buy what you buy?

If I had kids...

...and was a jerk who had no concept of teaching healthy money skills, then I might consider this Halloween prank as a good idea. It seems as if it was designed by Dave Ramsey, Bill O'Reilly, and Jerry Falwell (the Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers of waking nightmares). However, I did get a chuckle out of teaching the dangers of identity theft.

Only a few more days 'til Halloween, we've got to get carving and settle on what scary movie to watch. Maybe we'll even get some trick-or-treaters!

Continuing Ed.

Tomorrow, Laura and I attend a conference at our old seminary. The conference is called "Caring in a Violent World." Despite the heavy subject matter, we're looking forward to it. Me in particular, because it ties into our Healing & Wholeness Ministry and because this is one of the few continuing education event that I've actually had a choice in what, where, and when. Up until now, most continuing ed has been dictated by either the Conference or due to ministry roles.

We're looking forward to some time here in Atlanta as well. Particularly around Emory and the in the Decatur are where I lived, there are some great food places and places to unwind. It's a great environment here too. Not many places where you can eat breakfast with people dressed in suits, tattooed and pierced from head to toe, young families, old couples, gay, and international. It's a neat mix where it seems people do more than just tolerate diversity.

Now, it's time to rest up, it's already been a long weekend.

Change a Light Day

About the ENERGY STAR Change a Light Campaign : ENERGY STAR

Saw this from another link and thought it suited for our mission and church & society focus - as well as stewardship.

Over the past year, I've pretty much replaced all our bulbs in the apartment with compact fluorescents. The only ones I haven't gotten to are our spherical bulbs in our bathrooms and a couple of lamps that the shade attaches directly to the bulb.

Because with paying bills, I'm pretty cheap, it's been a bit of a game trying to see how low our power bill can be, even during months with extreme weather. I think that I've about tweaked out as much as I can though, because things have stayed pretty much the same for the last few months. One of the biggest differences has been adjusting the air when we leave.

At our old house, I bought and installed an automated thermostat that would raise and lower the temperature at preset times. The basis of this being that a home thermostat set 5-10 degrees differently for an 8-hour period of a day, uses an extremely less amount of energy. We don't have the automated version in our apartment, but even manually changing when we leave has made huge differences. Our bills have been consistently less than 1/3 of what they were when I was living in a similarly-sized apartment in Atlanta. Sure, cost of kw/hr is probably lower here, but not that much.

There's a whole lot more I could do to shrink my "carbon footprint," and we're working on it. It certainly helps when there is a direct and positive impact in other areas of our lives.

"...that's about right for someone your age"

I heard this (directed at me) for the first time this week. Maybe I've had it said to me before, but certainly not in this context - that I am hitting aging milestones.

I went to the dentist Monday (there's a whole other back story to that), for a regular cleaning and checkup. I've been having problems for a while with a tooth that has been sensitive and occasionally get things caught in the gums. I was a little concerned that it might be a cavity.

Fortunately it wasn't, only that the dentin has become a little worn and chipped, thus prompting the statement, "That's about right for someone your age."

I had figured that phrase would come up sooner than later, but I was thinking a few years, not weeks, after my 30th birthday. I realize it's not THAT big of a deal, but with other things going on in my life and in the church, I do wonder about some of the arbitrary parameters we create based on chronological deficiency.

I go back and forth about the whole "under 35" focus for clergy in the Conference. I appreciate the confidence, but at the same time, resent the assumption that just because someone is under a certain age that means that churches will automatically begin to grow. That's not just a lot of pressure, but also discredits any real gifts and talents for ministry for a person of any age.

Regardless, I'm entering a new stage in life whether I like it or not. I've got a feeling posts may come even more regularly as a result.

You can't make me believe

Free gas pumps hundreds of drivers

For the past few days, the news has been talking about how safe Huntsville drivers are and the free gas giveaway. There is absolutely no way that Huntsville could be in the top five safest cities to be in! From having to dodge multi-lane switchers to 95% of drivers being on cell phones, Huntsville is one of the worst places I've ever tried to drive in. Just this morning I had to use my horn three times on the way into work - there's no reason for that! I used to think that people from Walker county were awful drivers - not any more.

I'm not sure what the grading scale was that Allstate used, but I wish I had had it when I took Calculus III from Dr. Liem. ...I was going to try to think of something good to say about Huntsville drivers, but nothing is coming to me. Maybe there is something redeeming. If this is top five quality here, then I don't want to know the worst.

Shut up and drive, Huntsville!

And then the rain

No more than a few hours after my previous post did we have some of the hardest rain we've had in some time. Initially, I was pretty happy that we were getting so much rain and I was inside, but soon we had to leave the restaurant and get groceries for the week.

Being the kind husband that I am, I offered to run to the car so that Laura wouldn't get so wet as we loaded groceries into the car. Somewhere along the way the clasp in my geek phone holster became unfixed and my phone went flying. It was literally a splash of explosion, pieces of my phone went everywhere and began to float down what were now small rapids in the Publix parking lot. I retrieved the phone and the battery, and even later on a return trip found my stylus, but my 1GB SD card with music, audiobooks, Bible software and other files are either in the drain or in someone else's phone or camera.

Here's how it looks now:









After my phone did a hard reset and I was able to restore most of my files from backup, the rest of the damage is seen above and includes: various buttons not working (the power button that locks the screen no longer works, the shortcut button for messaging is kaput), the volume slider controls the volume to how best it sees fit, and Windows Media Player starts up at random times.

Some would say that maybe I angered the phone spirits today by disparaging the iCult, others (including my wife) might say that this was just a way to get a new, flashier phone, still others would recognize me for the dork I am. However, I must say, though banged up as it is, I'm pretty surprised how well this thing held up. I thought for sure I would have been picking up more than two pieces.

Time to go shopping. I won't be standing in any lines though, that's not part of my iLife.

Stick.

Last night, Laura asked me if we were going to see "Transformers" when it comes out. Surprising her, I said, "No, I hadn't planned on it."

Now don't get me wrong. Growing up I was obsessed with the toys had had "more than meets the eye." But there is no yearning whatsoever to see this movie. It's kind of surprising to me, too. But, I think that there is reason that nostalgia and nausea sound similar. I can only look back for so long (I type this, of course, while listening to 90's alternative on my radio).

It's interesting, though, that there are so many things that are now being geared to people my age that hearken back to my childhood and youth - Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and for the girls, Nancy Drew and Strawberry Shortcake. Of course, it's to capitalize on our generation who are now becoming parents, and seeing where there is a huge market to make toys for the kids of kids who never grew up. Maybe "Toys'R'Us" was as sinister as my mom made it out to be.

So now, I have an idea. If old is new again, and the market is there to bring back toys from previous generations, maybe some even older toys have some profit potential. I'm thinking of packaging and marketing "The Stick." I'm pretty sure my dad played with one, certainly my grandfather, possibly even my great-grandfather. Just think of this untapped potential of reviving these "classic toys." I can see it now, "The Stick," "The Can," "The Rock," and the ever-popular, "The Spin Around Until You're Sick."

I think that it can work. Any venture capitalists who want to get in on ground level?

The source of this week's teasing from my wife

Unclutterer: The end of the chip-clip



I first saw this on Lifehacker a while ago, and even recently implemented it. I thought it was handy, but Laura saw it as a testament to my geekiness. It's a close call, I guess.

It's not news, it's...

Enough.

Enough already. Enough with the celebrity "news." It's becoming more "pornographic" than what I get bombarded with in my email. There's no reason that the local news should be reporting on Paris Hilton and whether or not she's in jail. Yes, it is news on a fundamental level, but only so much that it's entertainment news and a possibly a further illustration of how the legal system needs reform on many levels. It doesn't deserve the attention it is getting right now though from mainstream media - I think Access Hollywood and the like can cover it well enough where it belongs.

Maybe I just don't get it, but I've never been into the celebrity obsession. Magazines like the Sun, Enquirer, etc. and shows like AH and Entertainment tonight don't appeal to me whatsoever. But yet, apparently they are widely popular.

"Reality TV" doesn't do it for me anyway. About the only "reality TV" I can stomach is what you find on Discovery or TLC, mainly in the form of Deadliest Catch and Mythbusters (yes, I'm a geek). TV in general has lost its luster. As part of the TV generation, I can remember growing up thinking as I was getting ready to spend a week at camp, "How will I be able to make it all week without TV." Granted, I did make it, and even at home, I played outside and did other non-TV activities, but TV was a major part of my regular activity.

Now, not so much. With our free time decreasing, news being dumbed down and increasingly anemic, programming based on cheap production and maximum outrage, and being able to be more selective through our DVR, we've gotten to where we'll watch maybe an hour of primetime programming a night - if we're lucky.

I guess I'm just looking for more substance in my entertainment and wish that more people felt the same. I don't want to necessarily be challenged and disturbed every night, but I'd like for my news to at least be something more than the equivalent of jingling your keys in front of an infant. Thankfully, there is at least the web in which I can get apprised of what's going on in the world, but even that is being challenged with the threat to net neutrality.

Bottom line, I want more. Not so much in quantity, but in quality, and I wish you do to.

GTD (Getting Things Done)

(Image credit from The New Shelton.)

I'm trying to be more productive with my time throughout the day. I've become a big fan of a couple of sites, Lifehacker and Unclutterer, that really appeal to my OCD side. Of some of the many things that have been suggested to GTD (Get Things Done), email has been tapped as being the source of the least AND most productivity. It's all a matter in how it's used. I don't remember the link, but the study was done with people completing tasks under different conditions and it turns out, in terms of accuracy and adjusted IQ, someone who is stoned is more productive and intelligent than someone who is "plugged in" all the time.

Since being "plugged in" doesn't have all the other benefits of the other option, I'm turning of my automatic email notification and only checking email once an hour. It will be a while before I can move to the suggested practice of doing email only twice a day at 11:00 and 4:00, but I've already noticed a huge difference in productivity by feeling that the most effective use of my time is not immediately responding to every email as they come in. I wonder, what are some practices that others use to GTD and get the clutter out of their lives?

I finally did it!

www.shibumi.org/EotI

The End of the Internet

Congratulations! This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet. There are no more links.

You must now turn off your computer and go do something productive.

Go read a book, for pete's sake.

Not too surprised

I'm not really surprised at my results, maybe that the top four initially seem almost incompatible. However, as with all of these "quizzes" there is a huge element of the creator's own bias, as well as huge assumptions. But, the variety of categories is not that uncommon I think for many of my generation - whatever that is, since apparently we're pretty hard to classify and label. Maybe that's the problem/challenge with ministry. It can be so scattershot it's hard to feel like you're getting any traction, and, by the time something does sink in, a new need/interest has already passed by. Finding more ways to be supple and malleable will be key in the future life of the church.

You scored as Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan, You are an evangelical in the Wesleyan tradition. You believe that God's grace enables you to choose to believe in him, even though you yourself are totally depraved. The gift of the Holy Spirit gives you assurance of your salvation, and he also enables you to live the life of obedience to which God has called us. You are influenced heavily by John Wesley and the Methodists. Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan 89% Emergent/Postmodern 86% Classical Liberal 57% Roman Catholic 50% Neo orthodox 50% Modern Liberal 46% Reformed Evangelical 32% Charismatic/Pentecostal 32% Fundamentalist 14% What's your theological worldview? created with QuizFarm.com

Might be time to move

As I type this, my wife and I are in our apartment under lockdown. Apparently, there is a man on the loose carrying an AK-47 after having shot someone. There are no less than 8 police cars blocking the entrance which we can see from our bedroom window. Topping it off, we're in the midst of a thunderstorm that would mask any gunfire.

This is the second time in as many months that our complex has been in the news. Previously, we made headlines after an arsonist set an apartment on fire, damaging it and the one above it. Interestingly enough, it was the apartment occupied by my former seminary roommate and his wife, who he was also the Associate pastor who preceded me.


More details later...










8:08 PM - Apparently the suspect has been apprehended. 13 cops (some SWAT, others heavily armed) just poured out of the building across from us. They gathered briefly, then went elsewhere. The party seems to be breaking up and the mood is much less tense. I'll be checking out the news tonight to see what happened. This is all we know so far.

My video post

Apparently all the cool kids are doing it. But I thought rather than sharing a "scary" clip, maybe one that was a little more light-hearted.



Website: TrailerSpy (some content may not be appropriate for all ages.)

A Prayer for Geontae

According to the Huntsville Times, what started out as a tragic carjacking, has turned into an not-so-elaborate hoax that ended in the death of a 5-year-old boy.

Merciful God, our Heavenly Parent,
Welcome into your arms Geontae, who had no one to hold him here on earth.
May he find comfort and peace in you, when he had none here.
Comfort those who loved him and strengthen them in this time of pain,
so that they might live a life that Geontae never had the chance to.
We pray for justice with mercy for those involved in this awful event,
may your wisdom prevail as judgments must be made and pronounced.
Afflict us, your people, his community, with a conviction to do more.
Challenge us to speak out against violence and abuse.
Help us to be champions for the poor, the marginalized, the ones who are weak.
No one should be afraid to be a child.
Open our ears to hear the cries of those in distress,
Open our hearts to welcome in those who have been cast off,
Open our hands to do Christ's work of bringing about your kingdom on earth as it is in heaven.
Loving God,
Fill us with an active love that accomplishes change and brings new life. Amen.

Interesting choice of words

These were the "Words of the Day" that were on my Google Homepage today. I guess it's fitting, since today I can officially say that I am being appointed to a new church.

For the Conference year 2006-2007 I will be serving as an Associate Pastor at Trinity UMC in Huntsville of the new Northeast District.

I am leaving Weeden Heights UMC in Florence, which I have served for four years since graduating seminary.

I'm excited, Laura's excited, my family is excited (I hope the people of Trinity are excited) for this new opportunity. We're going to be going through a lot of changes over the next few months, but we feel that this is the right move and the right thing to do. The area is still growing and will be a wonderful place of opportunity for both Laura and I.

Leaving Weeden is bittersweet, especially when they are at such a crossroads in their life. But I hope and pray that I have planted enough seeds and nurtured enough gifts there so that they might experience life and vitality once again. The church will always hold a special place in my heart, not only as my first appointment, but the church I was serving when Laura and I got married. There have been ups and downs, but definitely a lot of learning.

Here's to being agog with excitement of where the itinerant ministry may lead, with the hope and trust that caveat is not needed.